I hate typing i cant wait till some one invents a mind reading computer or some thing so we don't have to type it. But now one has even thought of doing that so i am out of luck for about 3 billion century. and i will most likely be dead unfortunately. i am so bored so i think i am all most done just a little more. i am going to use a tecnick a saw in a book. so here is goes. look at that i am all out out paper.


the end




p.s. mad lib tomorrow

Mad lib coming soon to you

The man named screen

There once was a man named screen.
His favorite color was green.
He had never read a book.
He never even took a look.
And this is why he was always mean.

Well i was going to right about the fort that i built but my genius brother busted it trying to make e the rest of it by him self but know i cant OK

this is based on a real story



Once upon a time there lived a very dumb named Kurtis (ko-r-tes). So one day he was building a house. He was almost done with his enormous house. Then right before he almost finished it was dark he had to go sleep. So the next day he woke up the night had been very very windy. He went out and did not wait for his other man to help him. his mother said wait tell he gets there than u can build the rest. But Kurtis could not wait. He started to build it by him self. And about 5 min later he had busted the House every single peace was busted.

so here is the rest of the story I wrote yesterday


So after 34 years of living in the forest's of sugagour. And living of of the left over food from the natives and bugs they found under rocks. They even had to drink mud water. One day sponge bob stumbled upon some thing he looked back. He could'nt believe what he was seeing it was a telephone. He grabbed it and ran back to were Yoshi was sleeping. Yoshi,Yoshi wake up look what i found. Yoshi woke up what do u want said Yoshi. Look what i found it is a TELEPHONE said sponge bob. No way does it work? i don't know I'll try said sponge bob. sponge bob took the phone and called 911 "ring ring ring" its ringing said sponge bob. There answering "hello hello help us we are stranded in sugagour we were in a plane crash to Mexico we are the only survivors help us please send a chopper please send some one" said sponge bob "OK we are sending some one it will take a day by chopper and three hours by plane" said the operator "send a chopper no planes" said Yoshi. the chopper came and they both lived happily ever after and sponge bob died jumping in front of a bullet for the mayor. Yoshi died saving people in a fire.

THE END

Once upon a time there was a man named Yoshi. Now this Yoshi was so rich he had a pool in his pool. Know this man had a great friend named Sponge bob one day sponge bob and Yoshi got to tickets in the mail. Those to tickets were tickets to MEXICO!!!!! WHOO-HOO said sponge bob and Yoshi. I have never been to Mexico said Yoshi neither have I said sponge bob. I cant wait I'm going to practice my Spanish said Yoshi. The plane Yoshi and sponge bob got on crashed and no one herd from them for 35 years.


come look tomorrow to here the rest of the story.

the goat the dude and the 2 rich people

Well today i am going to right 2 whole paragraphs.

Once upon a time there was a dude and he had a goat. Him and his goat where home less he would live off the goats milk. And would some times steal food from rich people.him and his goat liked doing this they once were servant and then they ran away.

He was sneaking up to a rich family of 2 one time. Then suddenly someone or some thing grabbed him and his goat. the next thing they knew he was tied to a chair. The to rich people were asking him what he was doing. Sneaking around there lair the dude said i was lost. the 2 rich people said don't lie to me the huge thing that captured the dude said shall i kill him. The 2 rich people said no the dude said o.k. i will tell the truth. I was looking for food the 2 rich people said why didn't u just ask we would have given u and your goat a feast. Then the 2 rich people said we have a empty room upstairs you can live with us if u wish. The dude said yes i would love to and they lived happily ever after.

well today i have to right with punctuation's o look at that there is a comma already. And also i have to write 4 sentences it sucks. well we have not done a full day of school for like three days either because one of us are sick or we have to go some were. But i kinda like not having 7 hours of school. we'll that is 4 sentences but this is the first time i have ever really liked typing so i am going to type more. Wow i am bored know so ya I'm going to stop.

today i have to right 2 paragraphs just to publish so I'm going to right a fiction story so here it goes

Once upon a time there was a man and he was called squirrel man because when the moon is up he turns in to a man eating squirrel. If u came across this lil fella u wood never see day light again. First the squirrel would bite your ankles then your knees then he would eat the skin off your bones. The more people he eats the bigger it gets so one day man squirrel runs in to this guy named gorge he was yelling i just won 3 trillion dollars i live in a mansion. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA excuse me said gorge said squirrel man said wat's your name gorge said why squirrel man said cuzz i like u gorge said his name was gorge squirrel man said look there is a cat in that ally lets catch it okay said gorge and they both went in to the ally and then everyone heard AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO STOP PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE. no one ever saw gorge again

rip-stick

One day my mom said not to go out side so me and my bro Cole did it any ways and my bro road my electric scooter up a Rocky hill and i road up the hill with a rip stick and when i went down i let Cole go fast on the scooter and i held on to him and i hit a rock and biffed it and ya tada!!!!!!!!

today my mom / teacher gave me a topic to right about so here it is today's topic is if u entered some kind of body test what would it be well for me i have mastered the sport of running on all fours i can run like an ape. i will try and put it on the blog a video of me. well bye

Looks are Decieving

some people look gay but are actually pretty cool. This guy right here looks gay but he is assume. O and he is not actually gay. This guy is from china and there men in stead of having a wallet they have purses and dress like women and the women dress like men. but in America us Americans are normal and we are not cross dressers but china people are cross dressers from the day they are born. So every one in America thinks china is full of gay cross dressers.

today was my third day of home schooling and i am still loving it. most people would think that home schooling is boring and dumb and for freaks but actually its is pretty fun and not dumb u can call me a freak all u want but u don't get to sleep in every morning and the go to school in your P.J's sand if u use this place called idea u get to by stuff like lap tops and then the place pays u back so u can by computers for pretty much free

today is the second day of home school we always say prayer first cuzz we are taking advantage of the fact that we can say prayers at school and we can read the book of Mormon. I thought home schooling would be dumb but i think it is pretty fun we get lots of brakes so i love it and we get to sleep in my little sister missed the buss today so my mom and her had to drive 7 whole miles just to get to her school it took her like 20 min just to go and come back that was weird to have to drive 7 miles just to take my little sister to school. we read this book called dairy of a wimpy kid like i said last time it is Hilarius I LOVE HOME SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHRISTMAS EVE

Once upon a time there was a poor family. One day Gorg, the Father (top right in the picture) bought a lottery ticket. With the left over money from his Chimney sweeping job. He had never bought anything but food before. But he finally did and about a day later he went back to that store to buy a piece of pie and the cashier started to shake his hand. Gorg was confused he asked the cashier, "what's up?" The cashier told Gorg that he had all 5 numbers on that lottery ticket. Gorg just won $6 Trillion. Goge passed out right there the cashier said he dropped like a rock.
When Gorg woke up he was in a huge palace. He Looked around, he got up and heard some noises coming from a big door. He walked to it and opened it. He saw his wife, Barbara, and his family sitting around a huge round table. they were having a FEAST Gorg asked everyone what day it was Everyone yelled, "CHRISTMAS EVE!"
Gorg said, "where is my $6 trillion?"
the end

FIRST DAY OF HOME SCHOOLING

Today was my first day of home schooling its pretty assume i am doing this for English. I just read a book called dairy of a wimpy kid. It is hilarious i love it. Everyone else is going to be jealous of me and guess what we only have to do school tell 2 o clock and that gives us 2 whole hours to do stuff with out my sister Emberlee i cant what till 2 o clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the killer pac man

This is one of my favorite drawings by my least favorite brother cole
drew i just think its so colerfull and kooland ya it is just so asome i love it

school

today i went back to school and i found out that i get to play civil war baseball (with no mitts) well you cant hate till you try it. I have Mrs.draper at Westmore Elementry she is the best teacher ever!!!I'm so lucky if you go to Westmore look forward to having Mrs.draper. do you like school? some times i do sometimes i don't i hate school when i have music i don't like the teacher.